nice to be an adult …
Hello Children!
Welcome to adulthood! I am here to tell you about tits and ass!
First of all, tits! You need to know where the word came from! Otto Von Titslinger! Not a joke! You can look it up! You can Google it! He invented the bra! The bra of what? Tits! Of Course!
So what are tits? Tits are where the milk comes from! Milk gives life! It’s been this way for millions of years, and we are wired to put our mouths on the tits! It doesn’t matter if you’re a man or a woman! This is why lesbian porn is so arousing! We want to see a mouth on the tits!
So we get the Aerosmith album cover of the Pump! And the Pump of what? The Pump of the tits! It provides the nutrients, in particular, the calcium for the bones! Aerosmith doesn’t want “Pediasure” for an album! “Pump” has been the way it’s been since before governments existed! We want the woman pumping tits of milk into our mouths! This is true for us when we’re younger, but it’s true for us when we’re teenagers at dance clubs! That’s why we can’t leave without spending every penny in our pockets! We are wired to give the woman everything we own!
So we strive for the tits, but there is also the issue of the ass.
The buttocks looks good, but we are the ass. We are the donkey. We are the mule. We are the slave to society. We will work more, and more, and more every generation thinking we can beat the system. We will step on our brothers. We will chase ass, but it will be female ass. It is in our wiring.
Good luck coming out of this ahead. I am an accountant. I know you will lose. I’ve seen it too many times before.
