4-30-2024
Hello America!
The Maniacs have spoken! Last Wednesday, more than 150,000 of them in Pennsylvania voted for Nikki Haley! We have a democracy again! Nikki received more than sixteen percent of the vote! The coronation of Hillary Clinton as the 2016 Democrat presidential candidate sickened many of us. Coronations of any kind are rarely any good. We need a process of true competition! At Maniac Nebula, we urge the DNC to change its rules about super delegates. No one believes they are fair. Bernie Sanders, Tulsi Gabbard, and RFK Jr deserved better. Go back to the old ways!
The Republican party isn’t any better. In 2024, there has been a coronation of Donald Trump going on.
BUT WAIT A SECOND!!!!!
(All caps intended here.)
Nikki Haley has resurrected! Democracy itself is alive and kicking! Maniacs have made their voices heard! They will not be silenced! Ironically, Maniacs created the Frankenstein monster known as Donald Trump! They did this in 2016 because the Establishment put Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush on our plates! That’s like going to a friend’s house and being given the choice between a Spam sandwich and an anchovy pizza! No thanks, but I’ll just go home and make myself some Top Ramen!
(Trump was Top Ramen that year.)
We have choices in life. When you believe you have no true choices, a conspiracy is going on. I promised the Maniacs of the world that I would endorse a non-Trump candidate if they gave me one. Mike Pence, Chris Christie, Liz Cheney, and Nikki Haley have all defied Orange Jesus! Thank God, someone is! I made it clear that I am not anti-Republican! I have become anti-Trump! Of all my moderators, only one is committed to voting Republican in November. Grumpy Old Man has his reasons, and I respect him. In the days since the Pennsylvania primary, I have reached out to him. “What if Donald Trump is not the nominee? What if Nikki Haley is? Would you vote for her?”
“Over Joe Biden and RFK Jr?” he asked. “Of course!”
Anything can happen in the following months! Donald Trump has brazenly violated his gag orders. He will be found in contempt! This will have effect on his other criminal trials. Voting for Nikki Haley is more than mere protest. It is practical. Personally, I don’t subscribe to her policy about not allowing anonymous posting onto the internet. The participants of the Boston Tea Party were dressed as Indians. Ben Franklin wrote as Poor Richard. It is part of American tradition to speak in disguises! Samuel Clemens wrote as Mark Twain! If Nikki Haley were to be elected president, and if she were to demand my real name (or the real name of Grumpy Old Man, or any of our members), we would fight her on that issue. But that’s a bridge we’ll cross when we get to it.
We endorse Nikki Haley for president at Maniac Nebula! For registered Republicans, we encourage you to continue to vote for her in the remaining primaries. Come election day, write her name in if she’s not on the ballot! I am the site operator, so I can make these statements. As individuals, everyone is committed to their own choices. This is no different than a newspaper endorsing a candidate. I’m sure the New York Times might have a few out outliers voting for Trump, for example. Fox News might have a handful of closet Biden supporters.
When Christians make big decisions, I understand they often ask themselves, “What would Jesus do?” Well, as the operator of this conspiracy site, I ask, “What would a Maniac do?”
A Maniac would start a write-in campaign for the only candidate remaining from the political duopoly who is a true middle finger to the status quo. Yeah, Chris Christie would also be a middle finger and a slap in the face, but Haley got the votes. To Mike Pence, Chris Christie, and Liz Cheney, I commend you for standing up to the Frankenstein monster we all created.
We are creating a page dedicated to a Nikki Haley presidency. Captain Grifter is still backing Biden. Grumpy Old Man is still willing to vote for Donald Trump if we fail to have Nikki Haley replace him on the printed ballots. Space Ghost still wants RFK Jr in the White House. We all have come to a consensus that there’s something wrong with the Trump campaign, though. We need alternatives. We need contengencies. Most of all, we need to flip the bird at the Establishment and their supporting legacy media. By the way, Jesse Watters… If you believe you’re not part of the legacy media, you’re kidding yourself.
Sincerely,
— Demented
2017 … Is OJ Innocent? The Missing Evidence – episode 1
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4-11-2024
Have you read the book, Cretins? In the opening paragraph, Donovan Cobb is in an institution for the criminally insane. He is visited by his friend, John Leonard. Donovan is telling John about the crazy stories he’s hearing inside the asylum.
“Jason did it. Jason killed Nicole.”
These are the first six words of Cretins. He is saying OJ Simpson’s son, Jason Simpson, killed Nicole Brown Simpson. I happen to know where the source of information came from even though Cretins doesn’t mention it. I happen to know the author quite well. The idea that “Jason did it” came from a 2017 six-part documentary:
Is OJ Innocent? The Missing Evidence
This documentary was produced by Martin Sheen. The “missing evidence” includes Jason Simpson’s diaries and the alleged knife used in the crime. How were these items obtained? It appears Jason had them in a public storage facility, he didn’t pay his bills, then a rich guy bought the contents. I don’t need to go into details but, if you haven’t watched it, it’s worthwhile.
This is a conspiracy site so I’ve seen many discussions on this topic. I happen to believe Jason Simpson committed the murders. I believe OJ Simpson was there with his son, but I don’t believe he stabbed anyone. I believe he was complicit, though. I believe the LAPD helped cover up the crime. I base my beliefs on the Martin Sheen docu-series, but I also base it on forum conversations, and OJ’s book, If I Did It. He talks about a hypothetical accomplice called Charlie. I believe Charlie was Jason.
I learned today that OJ Simpson passed away. God rest his soul! I don’t like to get too religious too often, but if there’s ever been a person who needs “rest in peace” wishes, it’s him. I don’t wish his life on anyone.
OJ Simpson was a good actor. He was funny! He played a great role in The Naked Gun. It’s tragic how these things happen. I look at Bill Cosby, as well. Funny man! But geez! Things go horribly sideways sometimes.
Before finding out about OJ’s death, I received a text message from Bone Face. “Can I start an adult-oriented image/ art page?” He liked what Wacky Taffy started, but his feelings were much more primal and id-based. “I need to express my libido.” He sent me a picture he created of Joe Biden sodomizing Donald Trump in prison. “If the Deep State is truly running things, you know this is going to happen.” He went on to say that he’d write a disclaimer for the “faint at heart” and maybe even require a password for the page, if need be.
Bone Face was my favorite moderator at a time. He pretty much knows he can reclaim his moderator position whenever he wants. “I told WT she has carte blanche. The same goes for you.” I thanked him for considering the “faint at at heart” but he knows I’m a free speech advocate. I mentioned I prefer tact over vitriol, but that’s only a preference. It’s not a rule or a law. Bone Face is right! People need to express their libidos. The people that wind up holding their vitriol in wind up shooting up their work places or schools.
I had this conversation with Bone Face before finding out about OJ. Not long afterward, I got another text. “I’m going to hold off on the adult page.” He didn’t explain why.
Donald Trump ties in here, at least for me. I liked him a lot as the host of The Apprentice. I gave him a legit shot to show me he could be a good president. Like OJ Simpson and Bill Cosby, he wore out his welcome. I can’t watch The Naked Gun without thinking of the leaked bloody photos of Nicole. Bill Cosby was hilarious in his standup special, Himself. When I see pictures of him now, I wonder how many women he roofied who didn’t come forward. Sick! It’s a sick situation.
I can’t stand Donald Trump’s voice anymore. When Bill Clinton left office, the federal government ran a budget surplus. This is an amazing thing! But because of his fetish with chubby women, no one wanted him on TV anymore. Al Gore wouldn’t campaign with him. The media dubbed it “Clinton Fatigue” and it was accepted as a real thing.
I am way, way, way past fatigued of Donald Trump! As the site operator of Maniac Nebula, I have deliberately chosen to discard any pretense of objectivity for 2024 politics. Little Bird recently wrote a good piece where he explains that sociology borrows concepts from other sciences such as biology and chemistry. I’ll add one to the list:
“Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.”
This social phenomenon reflects obseravations made in physics. Donald Trump is out there ranting like a fucked up child and everyone’s supposed to behave with political correctness in response to him? No! Bone Face has a great idea! He told me he’s working on an image where Biden is creeping behind Ivanka to sniff the smell of her shampoo. Good for him! Fight fire with fire!
Trump has supporters at Maniac Nebula who love to jump at the chance to basically say that if you’re not for Orange Jesus, you have Trump Derangement Syndrome. Let me tell you something. Wacky Taffy started her own site:
She hasn’t worked on it much, but I understand her concept. She features Captain EO. Michael Jackson transforms a pent up Supreme Leader into a graceful woman. She let me know she watched Yellow Submarine with her father when she was a child. The Blue Meanies were the villains. The Beatles did not defeat them, though. They transformed them, just like Captain EO. “Love kills the demon,” is what Mickey told Mallory in Natural Born Killers. Wacky Taffy thinks she can transform right-wingers into being approachable, normal people.
Let’s talk about Trump Derangement Syndrome, though. It’s more name calling. That’s all it is.
“I know you are, but what am I?”
Did you watch Pee Wee’s Big Adventure? Trump tries to physically stop the vote certification on January 6, 2021. Ultimate election interference. “I know you are, but what am I?” So he projects it on to his nemesis, Joe Biden.
And his supporters? He called Megyn Kelly a loser. He called Kayleigh McEnany a RINO. And do you know what he called Kim Iversen? Nothing! He called her nothing at all because he’s probably never heard of her! Yet, these women see the psychotic abuse and stay in line. I respect Kim Iversen for her research on Covid issues, but she’s one of the weirdos who uses “Trump Dereangement Syndrome” to criticize sane people who are fed up with the man-child who’s the closest manifestation of George Orwell’s Emmanuel Goldstein we’ve ever seen! So I have a syndrome for Megyn, Keyleigh, and Kim: Battered Wife Syndrome! You need to get out of your relationship with Orange Jesus! We are rooting for you!
There was a great 2014 ABC television series which only lasted a few episodes called Mind Games. It starred Christian Slater and Steve Zahn. The premise was that they were psychological experts who were able to persuade people’s actions by sublimation. As a conspiracy theorist, it’s a premise only Maniacs could love. In one episode, a girl joined a Jim Jones type of cult and the plot involved deprogramming her. Wacky Taffy wants to deprogram MAGA followers. In her experience, every MAGA person she knows in real life behaves as if Trump is their cult leader. He is not a politician. He is a cult leader.
So we have Trump in 2015 saying, “I’m rich. I don’t need your money.” Then a few weeks ago, his lawyers said he can’t come up with a $454 million bond even though Trump previously said he was worth $10 billion. Then, later in the week, Trump said he had $500 million in cash yet his son was featured on YouTube ads begging for $5, $10, $25 in donations. This dude is a LOSER! Jury selection starts this coming Monday and I hope he’s convicted! I don’t like the guy. I pity his followers. Political correctness now out the door, I think of them as retards.
Bone Face has a sister who has contributed to Trump. It makes me want to pull my hair out. I know his sister. She receives food from churches and food banks. That’s how broke she is. I was in her apartment a few months ago. Much of the food in her cupboard is expired. I don’t know how she’s getting by.
When Donald Trump goes to prison, I will be a happy man. I operate a conspiracy site. I know that justice Kavanaugh could step in for Donald Trump no different than Scalia stepped in for George W Bush. I think most Republicans want this. You are sick fuckers! You have no sense of chivalry. And your idiotic response almost always entails what-about-isms! I’ll keep calm as much as possible. Grumpy Old Man is one of my best friends here. He does a thankless job moderating. He will remain a moderator through thick and thin. But I can’t deny I wonder on a regular basis, “Why are you sticking with this loser ass dickhead?”
So here you have it! The site operator of Maniac Nebula is no longer pretending or holding back! Joe Biden? I have my problems with him, but I won’t lose sleep if he’s re-elected.
“I know you are, but what am I?”
Keep these words in mind when you hear Donald Trump saying Joe Biden is the worst president ever… days after a report was released by scholars saying Trump is the worst president ever. And with ninety-one indictments, Trump is calling Biden a criminal! Projection psychology.
“I know you are, but what am I?”
I have a serious conclusion, here. I want to endorse Robert Kennedy Jr. I really do! Why? I love conspiracies! RFK Jr was on a podcast explaining how Sirhan Sirhan did not kill his father. It was an aerospace security guard named Eugene Thane Cesar! RFK Jr blows the lid off of many things! I want him to be America’s next president, but I have an enormous fear. If I endorse RFK Jr, it will cut into Biden’s vote. Idiot Trump will win by default!
I have a solution. It’s a Constitutional amendment. In Europe, most countries run a parliamentary system. Third parties help the political process in America, but its candidates are blamed as spoilers. How’s this?
— Candidate A receives 46%
— Candidate B receives 44%
— Candidate C receives 10%
I propose that Candidate C can cede her or his 10% to whomever she or he wishes, or not cede them at all. It would provide a flavor of the parlimentary system. These numbers could be accurate in November. How about if we don’t direct anger at RFK Jr for daring to dream?
I have one final legitimate concern. I personally think Donald Trump came into the Republican party as a Trojan horse. Keep in mind, he was registered as a Democrat when George W Bush was president. Let’s suppose he collapses the GOP. Weirder things have happened. Remember Adelphia? Kodak? Out of nowhere, gone! I don’t think Democrats should be the sole survivor in 2028. Let the Republican party fold, but let’s prop up the Libertarians! Did you read ZoToN? It was released in 2003, and in fiction Donald Trump ran for president… as a Democrat (because he was a Democrat when the book was written). In ZoToN, a Libertarian becomes president! If the Republican party folds in real life, we need to get on the ball and push the Chris Christies and Liz Cheneys to join the Libertarian party. I am for checks and balances. I don’t want the Democrats to be the sole survivors. It just wouldn’t be healthy.
So I’ll make a promise to you. If we can get enough Never Trump members to begin a write-in campaign, I will endorse your choice! I will use this platform and this site to endorse:
— Mike Pence
— Chris Christie
— Liz Cheney, or
– Nikki Haley
Pick a Republican who refuses to fall in line with Orange Jesus. I will endorse that candidate as a write-in option! This is democracy! This is the the essence of democracy! I propose a motion! I’m waiting for someone to second the motion! Then we procede!
We’ve heard of the 27 Club! We have these great artists who’ve died way before they should have. We idealize them. We pretend their trajectories would’ve continued upward forever. If OJ would’ve got hit by a bus after filming Naked Gun 33 1/3 — The Final Insult, the public would’ve adored him. If Bill Cosby would’ve had a heart attack after the Himself special, we’d still see him in Jello-O ads. If Donald Trump would’ve croaked after filming his final Apprentice episode, there would be posters of him today in liberal homes as well as conservative homes… because he appealed to a wide range of people. Now? They look at him and say, “What a massive pile of dog shit that guy became!” Everyone says this, except those hiding in the Abyss.
And also those with Battered Wife Syndrome.
Finally Liberated,
Demented
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